Cheetos Made Cosmetics! Cheetos Bronzer and Perfume!

The color of cheese, the glow of the sun. We bring together the finest skin stuff that elegantly smears across your face to give you a vibrant Cheetos® glow. Some may call it face paint, but I prefer to call it bronzer. Colour de Cheetos® Bronzer is sure to color you the perfect shade of Cheetos® orange while everyone else stands by, green with envy.

This ravishing scent is crafted from hand-extracted cheese oils taken from only the rarest Cheetos® and carefully mixed by hitting the blender’s ON button. With Cheeteau, you’re sure to lure anyone (hungry) around you, for no one can resist the smell of Cheetos®.

The perfume is made with cheese oils, and was described as “thick, pungent mix of chemical cheese smell and butt,” by the Huffington Post after it was released as part of a 2014 promotion.